*Dad gave us the same signal when Hospice came to take him to the inpatient care. We were standing at the top of the stairs by the front door and Dad was in the parking lot on the stretcher. He waved and gave us the "hand signals." :)
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Same Mexico airport trip, Lori and I are halfway into the building when some guy tells us someone wants our attention. We turn around and Dad is yelling to us and giving us the "hand signal."
If one of you gets raped, the other gets raped!
When Lori and I were going to Mexico for Christmas one year, Dad was giving us a lecture on the way to the airport. He said you guys have to stay together no matter what...if one of you gets drugged the other needs to get drugged, if one of you gets raped the other gets raped, or at least watches!
The tuck means I wanna f***!
Dad came on my high school senior trip to Cancun. He came down one night to the bar with his shirt tucked in. My guy friends were giving him a hard time. Dad's response was "the tuck means I wanna fuck!" All my guy friends spent the rest of the trip with their shirts tucked in!
That's DISGUSTING!
Dad and I were on the boat one afternoon. I start to take my shorts off and he sees my hip scars. He says, "Oh my god! What is that?!!"
I say, "uh, those are from my hip surgery..."
He says, " Oh, jeez, that's disgusting!"
I say, "Thanks Dad" :)
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